The First Artists, In Search of the World’s Oldest Art, by Michel Lorblanchet and Paul Bahn

This journey through the history of ancient art is not straight forward. Very little of the art remains, researchers make mistakes and disagree with each other, and the development of art seems to ebb and flow, appearing, disappearing before returning again. Also I found it a little difficult to orientate myself amongst references to dating, sometimes using numbers of years ago, mostly using names of historical periods – early, middle, late Palaeolithic, Neolithic, Mousterian, Aurignacian, and so on – lots of looking things up there.

But reading on, a feeling did emerge of people first noticing interesting details about their world, curious shapes in rocks, or scratch marks on cave walls, and then working to tweak them. For example, some enterprising early artist noticed a patch of bear scratch marks on a wall, and then inscribed the outline of a mammoth around them, the scratches becoming the mammoth’s shaggy coat.

And in creating stone tools, their makers seemed to look at the stone they were using, and wonder if some modifications could be made in the interests of beauty. They’d make tools out of rock that was attractive but perhaps more difficult to work than plain, ordinary rock. They would either buy in, or travel to find exotic material. Or maybe they’d make a tool from a rock featuring a fossil. So art began to emerge from pre-existing natural forms, and from the practical business of living.

The first widely used paint was derived from an iron rich clay called ochre. When heated, powdered and combined with water, the resulting red pigment, was used to create images, probably as body paint, and as a nutritional supplement, being rich in iron. Or you might think of it as a very early form of ink, and the pictures created with it as an ancient writing.

This quote from researcher Leroi-Gourhan:

‘At its start, figurative art was directly linked to language, and much closer to writing in the broadest sense than to a work of art; it is a symbolic transposition and not a copy of reality.

So not only is this book about early art, it’s also about the earliest stages of the writing you are reading now.

The First Artists is an interesting book, a bit confusing maybe, which is an expression of the complicated story it tells as much as anything else. Overall, however, I gained a feeling of art not as something that people did in their spare time when more basic needs were met, but as an activity firmly rooted in nature and practicality.

Riddley Walker by Russell Hoban – a Gud Buk

Riddley Walker published in 1980, is set in post-apocalypse east Kent, close to where I live in pre-apocalypse mid-Kent. Society has fallen apart. Modern knowledge has been lost. Language is a debased version of English. Very few people can read or write.

The world destroyed in the war was one divided by maths, clocks, written words, and countless different books. Now there seems to be only one book, The Eusa Story, a kind of religious text setting out a garbled account of what happened to the world when it fell apart. There is a feeling that division led to disaster, the splitting of the atom as the final and most disastrous manifestation of this desire to divide.

But disaster could also be blamed on giving up on messy variety and trying to find one final answer, fighting one final war to end them all, the 1 Big 1 as the Walker language terms it. Much of the plot is driven by a search for various ingredients necessary for the recreation of gunpowder. Elements of the recipe are separate, but we all know what happens when they are combined.

So trouble comes from both breaking things up and trying too hard to force them together.

The language reflects this paradox. Compound words in 1980 English are characteristically broken up in Riddley language. (See the article Dialect, Grapholect and Story by D.P. Mullen of DePauw University). ‘Record’ becomes ‘red cord’, ‘opposite’ becomes ‘arper sit’, for example. But the Riddley language also makes new compounds out of words that 1980s English divides, like ‘musve’ for ‘must have’, ‘iwdve‘ for ‘I would have’.

Creation and destruction, things coming together and falling apart seem to go in cycles, and are part of each other.

Riddley Walker is a thought provoking, philosophical book, at times much funnier than you would expect. The section where people of the future try to get their heads around a preserved example of 1980’s English, had your reviewer chuckling. It is fairly hard work to read, and I couldn’t decide if all the many ideas really gelled – language, intuition versus rationality, gunpowder, Punch and Judy shows, particle accelerators, dogs, ring symbolism, religion, politics, spirituality. But in other ways this book is a rare coming together of what is said and how it’s said. The language is not something you look through to the story, it’s part of the story. And from that point of view the book really felt like a remarkable and complete piece of writing.

The Lowlife by Alexander Baron – Confidence is a Preference

The Lowlife is a 1963 novel by Alexander Baron, reissued in May of 2025 by Faber. It’s described as a cult classic. I don’t quite know what one of those is. Maybe it’s a book considered very good, but through bad luck doesn’t get the readership it deserves.

As chance would have it, The Lowlife is very much about luck. Harryboy Boas, an East End Jack-the-lad, now in his forties, makes a living with occasional stints of rag-trade employment, only designed to support his true passions of gambling and reading. He’s an essentially decent chap, who tends to put a positive spin on his life, to the extent of inventing a property empire with which to impress a young couple who move into his apartment building in Hackney.

The couple, Evelyn and Vic, are the opposite, finding themselves in a fascinating, colourful, energetic place, full of varied, friendly people, made wholly negative by Evelyn’s snobbery and Vic’s defeatist approach to life.

Reading the book I began to wonder about luck. In some ways, it’s a clear cut case. The dog on which you have placed your bet either wins or loses, magnifying or disappearing your money in the process. On the other hand, what is winning anyway? Is it being in business where you work all the time? Is it Evelyn’s dream of a smart house in a neighbourhood where there are no blue collar workers around to bring down the tone? Or is it Harry’s plan, which involves making a big win on the dogs, and using this to fund a blissful few weeks in his Hackney flat, reading a recently purchased set of the complete works of Emile Zola? As a reader that last option sounded the most appealing.

Without giving too much away, a run of bad luck leads to a dramatic denouement, out of which you could say there’s an ending that is happy or sad, or both.

Honestly if you think you are not doing well, there is reassurance to be had here.

I really enjoyed The Lowlife. It’s written in an attractive, accessible style, compelling in its story-line, fascinating on the subjects of fate and luck.

A cult classic, which I thoroughly recommend. I’m lucky to have come across it.

The Man in the Red Coat by Julian Barnes – A Dedicated Follower of Fashion

The Man in the Red Coat by Julian Barnes is a 2019 history of the late nineteenth/early twentieth century period in France, known as the Belle Epoch. It features a huge cast of characters, all arranged around the figure of Samuel Pozzi, an eminent and pioneering French surgeon and gynaecologist, who on a visit to London with two aristocratic friends gets his portrait painted in a red coat by John Singer Sergeant. Pozzi is an ideal central point for this account. Everyone, whether they are famous or obscure, rich or poor will eventually get sick and need a doctor.

And just as Pozzi meets a lot of different people, he also personifies contrasting aspects of society within himself. He is a very good doctor, with a celebrity clientele. At the same time he is democratic in his outlook, believing that good health care should be for everyone. He has a high regard for women, insisting on care and consideration in their medical treatment, declaring that ‘chauvinism is one of the forms of ignorance’. Yet his view of marriage runs along old aristocratic lines, as in a wife for stability and family, other women for the more fun aspects of relationships. And beneath gathering nationalist storm clouds that would end the Belle Epoque with a terrible war, Pozzi stands out as a cosmopolitan internationalist, seeking the expertise of specialists from all over the world, and treating people with the same humane openness – a lesson for us there.

Julian Barnes does a great job of taking all the contradictions in Pozzi’s personal and wider worlds and concentrating them in Singer Sergeant’s painting of the enigmatic doctor, wearing an oddly unclassifiable red garment, maybe relaxed dressing gown, maybe oddly formal, expensive coat.

I’d like a coat like that.

The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde: Re-reading In My Sixties

The Picture of Dorian Gray is Oscar Wilde’s 1890 novel about a mysterious portrait of a young man, where the painted figure ages, while the youth himself lives on unblemished.

I first read The Picture of Dorian Gray at school. Now on this re-read I’ve somehow reached my sixties. Inevitably there have been changes in your reviewer. It’s difficult to remember what I thought about the book as a teen. Maybe it was a matter of taking youth for granted. Now, having to be mindful of pulling a muscle while stretching in the mornings, the issues explored in The Picture of Dorian Gray seem more pertinent.

We start out with the straight-forward idea that the passage of time is a journey taking us from a golden age towards a fallen state. Dorian begins the book young and beautiful, feeling that time will only dull his charms. Meanwhile in society at large, there’s a sense that after living through long centuries when they knew what was what, people are entering a darker and more uncertain era. Religion is not the force it was, slipping away along with the moral code it once supported, replaced by the cynicism of Lord Henry, and of Dorian himself who blithely makes his selfish way through life without consequence.

But in a sort of equal and opposite reaction, there are aspects of the book that portray the past as a backward time out of which we are slowly emerging. Take the character of Lord Fermor, for example, a retired diplomat who grumbles that these days one has to sit vulgar examinations to be accepted into the diplomatic service, rather than relying on the tried and tested method of noble birth and smart-set contacts. It’s hard not to see progress rather than deterioration in moving on from the heyday of a dinosaur like Lord Fermor.

“Whatever was good enough for our fathers is not good enough for us,” says Fermor’s nephew, Lord Henry.

In the end, there is no real sense of youth’s passing as an irrevocable loss. The book grows away from decay, towards development. Dorian eventually comes to see his gilded youth as “a green, an unripe time”. Now maybe we feel that the secret of staying young is to allow ourselves to grow older, to change, to move into new phases of life. Youth, after all, is about the new, not the old.

I’m glad I re-read The Picture of Dorian Gray at this point in my life.

Ulysses by James Joyce – More Cup of Tea Than Glass of Wine

So, Ulysses by James Joyce. The best novel ever according to many of the authorities who compile lists of best novels. I had to read this book at some point. But it was an intimidating prospect, maybe requiring me to know Greek, Latin, French, German and endless literary references. No wonder I have left it until my 60s.

These are some of the notes I jotted down as I went along.

We start at breakfast on an ordinary day in Dublin in the summer of 1904. Young men share digs in a former military tower by the harbour in Dublin. Much religious imagery is mixed with mundane morning routine. There is a reference to changing of water into wine, but in this case, water changes into tea via an anecdote about an old woman who likes her tea strong, because she likes water to be water and tea to be tea, even if tea is still almost entirely water.

The conventions of academia and fancy literature come in for the same treatment – revealed in many ways to be tea, which is actually still plain water in disguise. Maybe there was nothing here for me to feel intimidated by.

Ulysses combines the intellectual and the everyday. It’s a book respected in academic circles, but maybe best read by skimming along and not worrying too much. When the going gets tough I suggest reading out loud in an Irish accent, just for fun.

In chapter 15, the central character Leopold Bloom muses on his failings, cooking up self-lacerating fantasies of condemnation and trial by jury. He then goes to the other extreme and imagines himself as a great and wise leader loved by all. But as he hands out gifts and gives freedom to his people, he accidentally introduces “a free fox in a free hen roost”. Then things turn around and Bloom is hated again. Meanwhile, outside his fantasies, back in normal life, he continues to live between extremes, neither particularly loved nor violently hated, not brilliant or useless, just an average chap on an ordinary day in Dublin.

There’s a wonderful scene towards the end of the novel where Bloom turns on a tap to fill a kettle with water. And then we go on the incredible journey which water has taken to reach that tap. Tea might remain water, but water is an amazing thing.

So I drank tea while reading Ulysses, a book I found a funny, ethereal, sometimes distasteful, often confusing, frequently compelling, brew.

Infinite Jest by David Foster Wallace – A Compelling Book, Easy to Put Down

The second chapter of Infinite Jest involves a man waiting for a woman to arrive with a marijuana delivery. This is absolutely the last time he is going to use marijuana. To make sure that this last time is really the last time – unlike all the other last times – extreme measures are called for. He is going to smoke so much marijuana that the very idea of the stuff will become disgusting. This debauch will be a heroic and disciplined effort. He’ll keep smoking, when every instinct is telling him to stop, and so finally win freedom from marijuana.

Infinite Jest is similar to this upside down approach to drug rehabilitation. Discipline is required to make your way through hundreds of thousands of off-kilter words, and a wandering plot about a film so compelling that anyone seeing it has no choice but to watch again and again. On the other hand, the reading experience is like retreating into hedonism, giving up on your job, the chores, not posting any reviews on your blog for weeks, just to read through these endless pages.

I suppose in the end, Infinite Jest is about good books, as in what they are and how they work. A book is often considered good in making a reader feel they can’t put it down, becoming like an addictive drug in that sense. But we all know that addictive drugs are very bad for us, physically and mentally – with reminders of the hazards, if we need them, provided by the many scenes in Infinite Jest involving drugs. So maybe a good book is one you really can put down for some reason, maybe because it’s cheap sensationalism and not worth your time, or conversely because it’s a challenging read, requiring effort and thought, and giving opportunity for demanding essay topics. Infinite Jest is at times unputdownable, over-the-top and hilarious, at other times so horrible, in both subject matter and textual difficulty, that it begs to be put down. In fancy, intellectual terms there are references to Bertolt Brecht and his idea that an audience should be pushed away from a beguiling, hypnotic, theatrical experience, to think for themselves. Infinite Jest remains both chunky, sensationalist entertainment and an austere Brechtian production, insisting that the reader take a fair share of the heavy lifting. This might be the best book, or the worst book, but is rarely anything inbetween. I was both sad and hugely relieved to get to the end of something that was like a drug with its own built-in antidote.

Infinite Jest by David Foster Wallace was published in 1996 and is on the Time Magazine list for best novels in English 1923 – 2005.

Love in a Cold Climate by Nancy Mitford – Love is a Hot Mess!

Love in a Cold Climate is Nancy Mitford’s famous satire of the English aristocracy in the 1920s and 30s. Fanny is the narrator, a young woman who has spent her childhood with relatives, while her wealthy parents travelled and had love affairs. She watches as Lord and Lady Montdore of Hampton try to marry off their beautiful daughter Polly to someone suitable. Polly’s eventual choice of husband causes such shock and family turmoil, that the ageing Montdores disinherit her. For the purposes of the lavish Hampton legacy, they turn to a distant male cousin. Enter Cedric, dandy and aesthete, who quite turns Lady Montdore’s head.

It is interesting that Cedric modifies his dandified chit-chat to fit whatever audience he is seeking to entertain at any given moment. With Lady Montdore it’s all gossip and beauty tips. In the company of an Oxford don, it’s ‘burial custom in the High Yemen’. Love in a Cold Climate is a bit like that. You can read it as a fun soap opera, full of over the top characters. But if someone with intellectual presumptions were to accidentally pick it up, then the book can oblige there as well. After all, the title suggests a comparative study of love in different cultures. And in a strange sort of way that’s what Love in a Cold Climate is. Polly and her parents have recently returned from India where Lord Montdore was Viceroy. There is definitely a suggestion that love was freer under the topic sun. On the other hand when it comes to marriage, the cultural expectation in India was one of families tending to arrange unions to suit their interests. There is, of course, a similar tradition amongst the British upper classes. All the pressure of Polly’s situation comes from the fact that her parents want an alliance that will bring benefit to the Montdores, while Polly wants to follow her heart. She eventually succeeds in doing this but the consequences are less than happy. While arrangement can put two incompatible people together, a choice based on unpredictable human emotion hardly provides a reliable alternative.

This book certainly would not claim to be a comprehensive sociological study of love customs in the Home Counties – just as it can’t be considered a monograph on burial custom in the High Yemen. Nevertheless, when you’re dealing with something that involves deep emotions and superficial self-interest, hurt, joy, passion, easy companionship, hair primping and dressings-up, then maybe the unemotional academic approach is not the best way to understand the subject under consideration. Maybe you can learn something from a rom-com like Love in a Cold Climate.

Project Hail Mary by Andy Weir – Problems and Solutions

Project Hail Mary is a science fiction novel by Andy Weir, shortlisted for the 2022 Hugo Award.

A bloom of space algae called astrophage, invades the solar system. Using sunlight for energy, astrophage causes the sun to start cooling, threatening disaster for Earth. A high school science teacher, and former hotshot scientist, Ryland Grace, is recruited to address this crisis. He is sent off in a space ship to investigate a nearby star that shows signs of astrophage infestation, but for some reason has not dimmed. Maybe an answer to the Sun’s problem lies with this star.

The main thing I enjoyed about Project Hail Mary was the relationship between Grace and an alien he meets on his travels. Their working together was fun, moving and interesting, in the sense of exploring the truths that might form the common ground for communication between humanity and alien life.

The main ‘truth’ in the book does not really involve the periodic table or scientific concepts, although there is plenty of all that. The truth that comes up repeatedly is the idea that problems contain their own solutions. Astrophage is both a really big problem and an equally big opportunity. This life form has evolved to store huge amounts of energy. Grace’s space ship actually uses astrophage for fuel, allowing him to get to the star where the answer to controlling astrophage might lie. This book really is one problem after another. The sequence was – problem, anxiety, solution, the answer typically deriving from the difficulty.

Did the idea that problems contain their own solutions come over as a universal truth, or as trite cliche? Maybe something can be a cliche because it is true. People are always looking for answers, but don’t find satisfaction with the same ones over and over again, even if they are correct. One way or another people want to keep moving on, and their favourite solutions are the ones that contain interesting new problems. So yes, I did feel the book explored something with a wide relevance. Maybe the repeated pattern of problem, anxiety, solution did get a little monotonous at times, but this was certainly an interesting story.